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18732 No.3405[Last 50 Posts]

I hate stupid and lame people. Everyone should be awesome and genius like me.

4e871 No.3406

File: 1632562016867.jpg (22.85 KB, 138x200, 69:100, oter.jpg)

>>3405
How can i know i am cool enough for you? I could be lame af but think i am cool.

18732 No.3407

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>>3406
asking questions is for retards
you'll never be cool lol

e4f7f No.3408

>>3405
If only you were as cool as you think you are.

18732 No.3409

>>3408
Some people say I'm even cooler actually.

4e871 No.3410

>>3409
these people are also lame

18732 No.3413

>>3410
Uhm, no. You are the lame. I bet you don't even go on tv

b9d1d No.3414

File: 1632607054903.jpg (32.05 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1619645820640.jpg)

Prove that you're as awesome as you say.

18732 No.3415


b9d1d No.3418

File: 1632697950038.jpg (205.63 KB, 1381x2048, 1381:2048, smug.jpg)

>>3415
haha, I knew you wouldn't be able to do it, loser~

18732 No.3419

>>3418
I'm on Times magazine's top 100 influential people of 2021. I don't have to prove anything to stinky neets on a practially nonexistant website.

4e871 No.3420

>>3419
Dude thats lame as fuck

18732 No.3421

File: 1632725913352.jpg (59.97 KB, 673x525, 673:525, 1631007804317.jpg)

>>3420
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
I'M THE COOLEST AND BESTEST. STOP BULLYING ME BEFORE I SEND AN AIRSTRIKE ON YOUR LOSER CAVE.
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

b9d1d No.3422

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>>3419
You're on what? Top 100 influential people? So you're like Jake Paul or something?
I mean you don't HAVE to, but can you?

18732 No.3428

>>3422
I am prepared to prove my awesomeness, but I haven't been given enough of a reason.
I'll give you a hint. I come from an affluent family.

b3a1b No.3429


4e871 No.3430

>>3428
There are a lot of people that come from affluent families that are lame. Most autistics losers on the internet are from rich families.

4cd62 No.3432

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>>3428
Well you made this post claiming, that you're awesome, however, I think otherwise. I'm asking for your explanation, why should I think you'd be awesome?
I'm giving you an opportunity, to make your post reach it's intended goal.

4e871 No.3433

>>3432
That writing style and these smoking anime characters
it can't be…

69ece No.3434

>>3430
Don't worry, I'm not an autistic loser on the internet, I promise. Just a charming dude that likes to go on the internet occasionally.
>>3432
Is it really so hard to believe that I'm awesome? Is it so hard to have faith in people? It's not like I'm claiming something absurd and impossible such as being female. Lets be honest here, if you aren't awesome, you're probably a minority here.

18732 No.3435

File: 1632813489573.gif (1.96 MB, 500x352, 125:88, 1630592873465.gif)

>>3434
Before anyone mentions the ID change, I went outside for a night-time stroll.

b9d1d No.3436

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>>3434
I'm doubtful precisely because you're claiming to be awesome, without telling me anything that would back that up.
Yeah, it's quite hard for me to have any faith in most people nowdays.
Whether I'm awesome or not, is up to anyone reading this.
>>3433
Idk what you're referring to, but I'm >>3422
Nice dubs btw

18732 No.3437

>>3436
Seems like you're one of said stupid and lame people. You should like, try to be a little more positive dude.

4e871 No.3438

>>3437
i am on >>3436's side, i think ur lying about being awesome.

133ae No.3439

>>3438
>>3437
yeah you just seem alright

ad548 No.3441

I am awesome and epic because one of my pictures became a banner.
>>3430
exceptional observation. so heartwarming when these folks find their inner calling to be a professional influencer

18732 No.3446

I'm awesome because I can't help but bully my beta male friends. I'm a super based alpha male.
Not really. I feel bad because I pushed it a bit far today with being an asshole. I'll be nicer tomorrow.

b9d1d No.3447

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>>3437
Why should I be any more positive? As far as I see there aren't any good reasons why I should have faith in most humans.
I mostly hate how ignorant everyone is. This includes me in some ways probably, that I haven't noticed yet.
>>3446
Don't bully friens anon, they are a precious thing, and if you hurt them you'll lose them.

18732 No.3450

>>3447
Have faith in me anon. I won't disappoint you. I promise.

b9d1d No.3454

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>>3450
But you still haven't provided any reason for me to do so…

18732 No.3456

>>3454
You wound me, anon.

b9d1d No.3457

File: 1633219367783.png (283.32 KB, 1407x922, 1407:922, theTrumpInsideAllOfUs.png)

>>3456
I'm sorry anon, but it's the only way I know to avoid being hurt.

18732 No.3458

>>3457
It's fine. I get it. I'm sorry that you can't accept that I love you. I can't keep doing this though. It hurts, but I can't keep playing these games with you. Goodbye anon.

b9d1d No.3460

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>>3458
What do you mean you love me? This was about you proving that you're awesome.
You told me you could prove it, but now you're just leaving me like this? :(

18732 No.3461

>>3460
You just need to trust me. Give me time and I'll prove it to you. In both love and awesomeness. What can I do for you to trust me for now?

630e1 No.3462

>>3461
My uncle trusted someone on a ib once and they raped him in a walmart toilet, just sayin.

b9d1d No.3463

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>>3461
Well, sure, I can you give time to prove them anon. For now you can prove your love and awesomeness by kissing me.
PS:Too tired to draw anything today, sorry.

b9d1d No.3464

>>3462
Did you rape your uncle anon?

16b67 No.3465

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>>3462
>My uncle trusted someone on a ib once and they raped him in a walmart toilet

18732 No.3466

>>3463
Mwah
>>3462
Sounds like your uncle is a nancy boy.

b9d1d No.3467

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438e7 No.3470

File: 1633889799954.mp3 (2.54 MB, I_Love_You_From_The_Bottom….mp3)

what's going on here? did they break up?
it's almost been a week…
who will get custody of the kids in the divorce?
sad face =====> :-(
mfw…

f8ad7 No.3471

>>3470
I just want to spend my time with my beloved drawfriend in peace.

b9d1d No.3474

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>>3471
But why didn't you reply?
I miss you, you know…

b9d1d No.3475

File: 1634076171660.png (107.23 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, numbers.png)

Also here is the image I wanted to post originally but I fucked it up somewhere and was too tired to redo it.

d2ff2 No.3476

>>3474
I've been busy with work, you know? It's tough.

b9d1d No.3478

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>>3476
What do you do for work anon? I know it can get tough, but make sure you're getting enough rest too, okay?

18732 No.3481

>>3478
I didn't want to say it, but I turn tricks. I work a corner.

b9d1d No.3482

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>>3481
Do you really? You said you came from an affluent family earlier..?
Also does that mean you're actually femanon, assuming it's true?

ps:Man it feels like the more effort I put into a drawing the worse it looks. This took me hours and I fucking hate it.

039f4 No.3483

>>3482
Why does her face look like that

b9d1d No.3485

>>3483
It's supposed to be a gas mask, inspired by: https://youtu.be/Qp3b-RXtz4w
and also from code vein.
But apparently I can't draw as well as I thought, so it ended up looking quite bad.
I'll try harder next time.

PS: fix the post looks automated thing please, it's really annoying

923e1 No.3486

>>3482
>Do you really?
Believe me or don't. It changes nothing.
>You said you came from an affluent family earlier..?
I've fallen upon hard times… I've gone against the family too many times, and now I've been cut off.
>does that mean you're actually femanon, assuming it's true?
I don't want to share my sex. It isn't important here.
>>3485
>PS: fix the post looks automated thing please, it's really annoying
You'll have to work if you want to post, bot.

b9d1d No.3487

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>>3486
>Believe me or don't.
I mean sure, it just sounded unlikely based what you said previously, but I understand now.
What did you do to your family though? Sounds quite bad.
>I don't want to share my sex.
Okay, I'm just asking out of curiosity.
>bot
Damn, was it that obvious?

0a24e No.3488

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>>3487
>What did you do to your family though?
I disagreed with them too many critical times. As a result I've been cut out of wills and don't recieve the same support that my siblings and cousins get.
>Okay, I'm just asking out of curiosity.
I am whatever you believe me to be.

b9d1d No.3489

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>>3488
Critical times?
>I am whatever you believe me to be.
I don't really believe in things, I rather have probabilities if I don't know something for certain.

b9d1d No.3512

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Are you still here anon?

18732 No.3513

>>3512
Who's asking?

b9d1d No.3514

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>>3513
drawanon, check my id
How are you doing?

18732 No.3515

>>3514
id? What? How do I know you didn't take someone else's? Identity theft is a very real crime.

b9d1d No.3518

>>3515
Damn, how'd you know I've spoofed my ip to look like his?

18732 No.3519

>>3518
A gut feeling. That's all.

b9d1d No.3520

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>>3519
Impressive. That's pretty awesome ngl.
Unfortunately I cannot let you go free with that information. Come with me.

18732 No.3523

>>3520
No, I don't feel like it.

b9d1d No.3524

>>3523
I have candy

644cb No.3525

>>3524
Dude fuck her, take me instead.

18732 No.3527

>>3524
No spaghettios? Gay.
>>3525
Dude fuck you, take tea with milk instead.

644cb No.3529

>>3527
I know it was a joke but i would rather die than drink tea with milk.

b9d1d No.3530

>>3525
Sorry, you have to be at op's level of awesome to be taken.
>>>6024
>spaghettios
Wtf I just assumed these were just a weird name for spaghetti, but searched it up and it's weird as fuck. Do you guys really eat this there?
>>3529
I dislike most tea flavors, so milking them up makes them better, but honey makes them from drinkable to alright.

b9d1d No.3531

whoops meant to tag >>3527

18732 No.3532

>>3529
Critical hit…
>>3530
I pity 3rd worlders that don't get to eat spaghettios. ((¿))*Wtf drawanon(?) you disgust me.
*tl notes 23

b9d1d No.3533

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>>3532
Anon, America is not the only 1st world country…
And don't get me wrong I love spaghetti, but wtf is this?
>notes 23
?

18732 No.3534

>>3533
Liar, everyone knows America is the only modern country. You probably still use outhouses in your country. I bet you guys still have smallpox HAH

b9d1d No.3535

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>>3534
Okay, but does America have universal healthcare?

18732 No.3536

>>3535
No, communism is illegal. Stop beimg poor.

b9d1d No.3537

>>3536
I'm no commie, I just dislike how spaghettios look and shit.

18732 No.3538

>>3537
That's commie speak. Spaghettios are a symbol of american freedom and democracy.

b9d1d No.3539

>>3538
Democracy and freedom is an illusion anon. Just like the those things trying to be spaghetti.

18732 No.3540

>>3539
For you maybe. For the red blooded american spaghettios aren't an illusion, because they are far greater than spaghetti. Spaghetti is pointless disgusting and irrelevant. I wouldn't expect you to understand though my friend.

b9d1d No.3543

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>>3540
alright, I'll get your spaghettios, would you come with me then, please?

18732 No.3544

>>3543
I think you're probably too poor to afford spaghettios. Might be illegal to import too. Wouldn't want my beloved drawanon getting in trouble for my sake.

b9d1d No.3545

>>3544
I can buy it on ebay.
Overall costs 59$ for a 12pack.
It's a tad bit expensive, if you ask me, however the cost is negligible, only if you would come with me.

18732 No.3546

>>3545
Just give me your money and I'll buy at least twice that and I'll share with you my smuggled goods.

18732 No.3547

>>3545
>>3546
Even better, we could turn a large profit spreading freedom to your countrymen for $4 a can.

b9d1d No.3548

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>>3547
Well, my country is quite free, but has been getting in bed with China, so if that's the way to do it, I'm down.

18732 No.3549

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>>3548
May america burn away the clutches of the chinese communists from your developing country my friend.
I can only hope that we can return to our former glory and help spread freedom and democracy once again, to the nations in need of guidance before they are led astray.

21e23 No.3551

inb4 >>3548 posts his apartment in Kabul

b9d1d No.3553

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>>3549
Eh, okay, but keep the privacy nightmare, and we're cool.
>>3551
I think I would have been killed already if I was from such a place.

f3db5 No.3554

>>3553
You have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide. Some sausage european said that. As for me? I live totally off the grid to avoid the europeanization/communization of democracy.
>inb4 how are you posting
I take advantage of my public library.

b9d1d No.3555

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>>3554
>You have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide. Some sausage european said that.
A lot of people have said that anon. Eu is certainly no privacy utopia, but the situation is slightly better here. Still, I wish neither of us had to take measures to keep living privately.

18732 No.3556

>>3555
Legally, I am dead, so it doesn't matter anyway.

b9d1d No.3557

>>3556
That's pretty cool. How did that happen?

18732 No.3558

>>3557
I can't go into detail. Sorry.

b9d1d No.3560

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>>3558
Makes sense, no worries.
I guess you're on the perfect chan then.
Also, does that mean if I celebrate Halloween, I actually celebrate you?

a1128 No.3561

>>3560
No. I'm not actually dead, but some of my previous identities are.

b9d1d No.3562

>>3561
Yes, I know. I'm just saying since you're legally dead, I guess "legally" or to others oblivious to this, would be believing that they are celebrating you.
Also do you have a grave then? If so how does that make you feel? Have you ever visited it?

a1128 No.3565

>>3562
I have a grave. It doesn't make me feel anything because it is meaningless. Nothing more than a rock with a box of gravel under it. I've never visited. Might be an issue if a deadman is caught visiting his grave.
Everyone will have a grave someday, it doesn't matter when it exists, so long as you aren't 6 feet beneath it.

595d7 No.3573

>>3556
since ur dead can I have your XBox?

d3e6a No.3574

>>3573
No way dude. You can have it if you buy me a pizza though.

c613c No.3575

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d3e6a No.3579

>>3575
That's a cool liquid cooling system

c613c No.3582

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>>3579
This is what happens if you don't water your xbox

73e93 No.3583

>>3582
Turn it into an essential oil diffuser

1a0e3 No.3584

>>3582
put a rack of ribs and some burgers on there
>>3574
u ok with little caesar's?

d3e6a No.3585

>>3584
>u ok with little caesar's?
No way, dude. You'll have to get me at least 3 hot n readys.

e4275 No.3592

>>3585
Just how fat are you??

71e11 No.3593

>>3592
I weigh 135lbs… I just like pizza dude.



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