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3.0 + 1.0 was just okay

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e5f0c No.2098

>be me
>in 10th grade
>hate school never do assignments
>dad finds out i have all c's
>sits me down and makes me write and essay that i hadn't even started on
>sits there and watches me
>needed to submit some code for my programming class through google class room
>clicks to upload file
>file explorer opens
>hentai pussies and titties flash before my father and i's eyes
>shit is open for a solid 3 seconds
>he sits there stone faced
>he then just sat there and looked at reddit
that's the story of when i wanted to hang myself for the first time and almost went through with it

e5f0c No.2099

just wanted to smoke weed and play runescape

e4275 No.2100

Are you still disappointing him to this day?

e5f0c No.2102

>>2100 considering the fact i'm currently shitposting on an image board i'll let you take a wild guess

e4275 No.2103

better here than reddit

e5f0c No.2104

>>2103 kek

01d78 No.2105

This image board is still miles up better than 4chins.

d200b No.2107

is it though

d200b No.2108

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This made me think of something that happened to me, fuck it was embarrassing

>be me, 9th or 10th grade or so

>had crush on chick for ages, your standard manic pixie dream girl
>ask her out and she actually said yes, after two years of being absolutely depressingly friendzoned
>we go out and just opt to walk around
>It's going fine, we're just hanging out like usual really
>suddenly she takes me into the woods nearby, I'm totally clueless
>pulls down my pants
>get incredibly fucking nervous
>ol reliable isn't being so reliable, I'm soft as ever and I'm a grower
>she gives a look of pure anticlimactic disappointment
>tell her I can just do it to her instead
>she pulls hers down in defeat
>smell of fish fills the air, it's absolutely horrifying
>literally gag into her, I could not help it
>she falls backwards into a bunch of mud
>we go our separate ways silently
>texted her asking if she wanted to go out again
>surprised when no response

3a5e0 No.2109

Did your dad ever ask you about that more or was he just silent

f33e8 No.2112

protip OP: the email field is just for saging threads. no need for an actual email to be put in

5175d No.2113

don't listen to this poster, it is important to include an email with posts :)

f33e8 No.2114

Only for 5th dimensional shitposting

5175d No.2115

regardless of reason, it's important all the same

e5f0c No.3250

scrolling through old threads and i was laughing at this retard then remembered it's me

ce53f No.3251

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I had this image as my wallpaper in summer 2009 after we (/a/ et al sausageolos) watched K-ON! together. I was 14 and my dad walked in and started lmaoing his as off. He pointed at Mio's petty round butt and said "isn't that a little provocative for a cartoon"? and walked away. He had a mini manic episode of laughter before disappearing for the night.

Turns out he's manic depressive and, for some reason, has been using this one time he ever saw me looking at anything sexual as proof that I'm a pe*ophile. When we get in to arguments about anything he brings up how he "remembers what kind of shit I have as my desktop" and how he'll call the police if I continue asking him why he sold the neighbour's lawnmower for scrap or something else unrelated.

don't worry we're laughing at you, with you.

fa8fc No.3254

your fault for getting bullied if you had that as your pape. the panties go down further than the skirt ffs

76ba0 No.3259

Have you tried not being a pedophile?

76ba0 No.3260

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Pic related is my pape btw, there is a lot of space on the sides but i think it looks nice that when the wallpaper doesn't perfectly align

15853 No.3261

iirc mio was a senior in k-on! so there's that and if you were 14 at the time there's that too. fair enough. it's not like you'd have to try and explain how the cartoon wallpaper of the loli wearing next to nothin is totally on the up and up since she's canonically 10,000 years old and has cat ears and a tail for some reason as well. now that's a conversation i wouldn't want to have with my parents. funny how a normie can look at art from a show as wholesome as k-on! and come to those kind of conclusions.

e5f0c No.3303

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>>3260 my wallpaper is better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3ebf9 No.3317

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Have you ever tried being cool? Pic related is mine. At least it is better that that pedophiles wallpaper

a933e No.3318

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46688 No.3319

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tf is this weak shit
grow some cock & baller

a933e No.3320

>t. pedophile

3ebf9 No.3324

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Nice wallpaper, did your father called police on you yet, pedo?

Pic related are the only acceptable wallpapers for straight men

46688 No.3325

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>did your father called police on you yet, pedo?
No I told him to fuck off, and now he is hanging like a piñata from the ceiling.

>Pic related are the only acceptable wallpapers for straight men

>only acceptable wallpapers
>for straight men
>Posts a fucking pony
Fucking KEK. Anon having sex with animals is illegal you know.

Also I'm not >>3251

3ebf9 No.3326

If you think about legality then fucking children is equally illegal. Also i won't ever find a flying vampire horse that whispers kind words into my ears and sucks apple juice for meal but you might find a child that is half naked.

46688 No.3327

But you won't find anime girls in real life either.

e5f0c No.3329

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