You have to drink it to find out what kind of curse you'll get after all.
Describe what happens?
damn anon, you monster
you will sip from it, the effects are unknown
Then no, I'd rather not drink anything at all.
Are you implying that we can't die? Fuck, I had never known that fact bout myself, thank you kind stranger!
really? brb, gonna go play in traffic
Take a helmet, you never know who might come your way!
Death is far from the worst fate that can befall man.
Death is scary when you know that you have so much to do in this world.
>takes a sip.
>I have successfuly grown a third egg.
>Will I cum in buckets?
>jackin off to one punch man doujin
>AAAAHHH I AM GONNA CUM
Cumshot flew 80 kilometers and the whole world drowned.
elementary school called
what the hell kind of elementary school did you go to?
he went to a public school in Detroit
After much consideration, I have decided that
sip from the pouch then anon, maybe it'll show you mercy
How is anyone supposed to sip from it when it keeps moving around like that?
lololol everyone get a look at slow lips over here
ooooh you almost had it, gotta be quicker than that
It's too fast for me! Even if I had the courage, I don't think I could sip from it.
Respect the pouch. RESPECT IT.
If I drink from it, will I die?
It would be extremely painful
What does the cursed drink taste like?
how do you know what cum tastes like anon
Doesn't everyone know what their cum tastes like?
I only heard it tastes sour, but I wouldn't know, Bonzi Buddy told me.
Drinking cum is gay. So is the cursed drink gay?
>Will you sip from it?
I'll sip from it.
Sip from my penis instead.