What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in plumber trade school, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Bowser's Kingdom, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in calisthenics and I'm the top fire ball thrower in the entire Mushroom Kingdom. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Realm, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Yoshis across the Sarasaland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, goombie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking squashed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare feet. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed stomping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Mushroom Kingdom's Toad Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit stars all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, paisano.